#black widow
#yasss
#marvel

dixie-chicken:

hearthburn:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

#the greatest #i’ve got red in my ledger. i’d like to wipe it clean. #she manipulates people’s gendered expectations of her to extract information #she conducts interrogations by letting people think they’ve bested her #by letting men think they’ve bested her #because she’s small and fragile and female and she is emotional and easy to snap in half #and then she tears them apart #and it’s the greatest thing and you’re the greatest thing and i love you #get your own movie

My favorite part is how Phil’s not even slightly concerned. Not even a tiny bit tense. He’s just bopping there, waiting until she’s done. The sound of breaking bones is Natasha’s hold music.

The sound of breaking bones is Natasha’s hold music.

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#text
#yasss

tylenold:

the people who like say ‘1 second has passed’ when ur like ‘just give me a sec’ are the people u need to avoid and sacrifice to the aztec gods

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#hsm

skoeskebloesk:

Remember that High School musical song where Troy sang about his conflicted emotions?

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yeah

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which 

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one

hey remember that High School Musical song where Gabriella sang about rejection?

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yeah

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which

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one

hey remember that High School Musical song where Sharpay and Ryan sang an overly glamourous song about what they want?

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YEAH

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WHICH

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ONE

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#shit
#the golden girls

penis-hilton:

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

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#disney
#hsm
#fav
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#lol
#im done

onlylolgifs:

Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant

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#yasss

strykeroptic:

miss-evening:

komeada420:

deathpoolquinn:

madhatterin221b:

'girls don't have to clear their internet history'

let me explain you a thing

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what

And this:

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Because we don’t watch porn. We read it.

And our minds are our 1080p HD full screens.

With good acting

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#text
#yep

7bottles:

i want to live by the ocean but also in the forest but also in the mountains but also in a big city but also in the countryside u feel me

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#text
#damn
#headcannon accepted

weeping-daleks:

zanetehaiden:

Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself

And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.

write a book

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#that gif tho
#lol

rnemes:

tvspecial:

i don’t think aliens exist

dancing alien gif

then wtf do u call this

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